Balloons

I just have to wonder if the hospital gave me the correct children at times. One of those times was today. A shopping trip to our local party supply shop. Browsing around with two kids under the age of four is crazy to begin with. The wonderfully nice sales lady offers them two balloons as she must have seen my frazzled look upon my face.
I make my purchase after multiple thank you's to the sales lady...Only to get back in the car to screaming crying children!!!!! Who does this? What child cries over a balloon? Free I might add. Yes, mine.Urghhhhhh.